I will start a systematic operation to unfollow every person who mentions her without a proper reason (in respect to the blog’s ideals) from tonight midnight (GMT) onwards for a week. The point about her death has been made already.
Option 1: Order a pizza. Order two – it’s an embassy. When the delivery boy turns up, knock him unconscious, swap clothes and dye his hair white
Option 2: Ascend to embassy roof. Climb out and clamber, parkour-style, to the roof of an adjacent building in Basil Street.
Option 3: Await the arrival of the Ecuadorian Olympic team for some kind of official reception.
Option 4: Ascend to embassy roof. Fire cable-loaded crossbow (all embassies have these; ask at reception) across the street to Harrod’s roof. Secure and tighten the cable, then slide across, flying-fox style, using your belt as a handle
Option 5: Stay put. People seeking asylum often spend years in embassies, sleeping in the basement and waiting for the heat to die down.
”—Julian Assange: five escape routes from the Ecuadorean embassy - as envisaged by Tim Dowling